My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay

No no...not mine but, this is a very hilarious song by Comedian Bo Burnham. Seriously, I LOL'ed so freakin' loud and hard at this. So, I'm sharing it with you guys. Lyrics included =)

ENJOY!

Every time I go to dinner, seems like I'm gettin' a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table, I can talk, they're not able
but when I look at them I find there's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was, it's not easy now because...

My whole family thinks I'm gay
I guess it's always been that way
maybe it's cause of the way that I walk
makes them think I like...boys...
that I like boys.

The god damn question just won't go away
and I get asked every single day!
but the way they ask it is not a disguise
like ah, "How was your day, do you like to kiss guys?"
that's..funny.
this is the worst, baby this was my fear
now their opinions are crystal clear, because..

My whole family now is shocked
I'm in the closet and the door is locked
now my glory days are gone
I was John Elway, now I'm Elton John.

My whole family now suspects
that watching Spongebob had side effects
I'm not gay, and that's what I said
If I'm gay, Hey God! strike me dead! you know..-coughs-

Just cause I'm afraid of the snow
or my favorite color is THE RAINBOOOOWWW! heh that's just...
I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must
cause I'm loosin' the people that I thought I could trust, because..

Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay, heh...mother fucker.

You all probably think I'm gay..
man this song is counter productive..
la la la la..because..

My whole family thinks I'm gay
what do they know anyway?
you gotta look right through the haze
Easy Bake Oven was just a phase..

My whole family thinks I'm queer
that is all I ever hear!
but I've been as straight as a ramp
if you don't count bible camp..

ROFL!